The lead goes first. Everyone follows.
Real Lemmings mechanics, with 9 levels built from pitch-deck clichés. Your job is to get enough of the herd into the round before the clock runs out.
A LEAD DROPS IN FIRST
Every level opens with a lead investor out of the trapdoor. Whatever they do, the herd copies.
Right behind you!
THE HERD FOLLOWS. ANYWHERE.
Off the valuation cap. Into the burn-rate lava. Down a hole someone else dug. They're early believers, after the fact.
8 SKILLS TO CLOSE THE ROUND
DigBashMineBuildBlockFloatClimbBomb
Overheard in the herd
Actual in-game dialogue.
Who else is in?
We're early believers
I'm in if they're in
Everyone jumped. Me too?
Sequoia is in?! Me too!
Can I get allocation?
Our thesis: that way
Don't think. Follow.
Must be a good sign
Knew it all along
Is it oversubscribed?
Pro rata!
How to play
Pick a skill from the panel, then click a VC to give it that job. Save enough of the herd before time runs out.
CLICKPick a skill, then click a VC
1 – 8Select a skill
F1 / F2Release rate down / up
PPause (you can still assign skills)
FFast forward
2× CLICKThe mushroom cloud nukes the fund
S / MSound / music (both start off)
← →Scroll (or push the mouse to the edge)
TOUCHDrag to scroll, tap a VC to assign
ESCBack to the title screen









